Funny jokes for you.....my lovalble readers

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
Of seniors down a highway
When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,

Which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder

Again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again

He asks the little old lady,

"why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,

"Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied,

"We just love the chocolate around them."

Annoying Boy on Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

Sardars MBA preparation..LOGIC

Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.
Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.
Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!