Happy Holi SMS and messages

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK


Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI

LIFE by Mother Theresa

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.

Life is bliss, taste it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

Life is a sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

Life is a adventure, dare it.

Life is luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it.

By : Mother Theresa

A bored woman says to her husband

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together,
"Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonight."

The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all
replies, "An elephant".

The wife sez "That's close enough!"

Beep – beep

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-
old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks
she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get
some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take
him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave
him a shot of spermatozoa. "Now look," the doctor said, "the
only way you're going to get it up is to say "beep," and then to
get it soft again, you say, "beep, beep."

"How marvelous," the old man said.

"Yes, but I must warn you," the doctor said," it's only going to
work three times before you die."

On his way home, the man decided he wasn't going to live
through three of them anyway, so he decided to waste one
trying it out. "Beep!" he said. Immediately he was UP. Satisfied,
he said, "beep, beep," and he was down again. He chuckled
with delight and anticipation. At that moment, a little yellow
Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and went "beep," and the
car in the opposite lane responded with "beep beep."

Alert to his jeopardy, the old man instructed his chauffeur to
"speed it up." He raced into the house as fast as he could for
his last great lay. "Honey," he shouted at her, "don't ask
questions. Just drop your clothes and hope into bed." Caught
up in his excitement, she did. He undressed nervously and
hurried in after her. Just as he was climbing into bed, he said,
"beep," and he was UP.

He was just starting to enter his young wife when she said,,
"What's all this "beep beep" shit?"

LOVE SMS for all overs

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

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a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

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A rose for you
Because I love you

don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

I love you so much !

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

: FOR U ONLY
You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

: I MISS U ALOT
It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

: DOOR OF HAPPINESS
When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us

: ETERNAL LOVE
True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

: U MAY BE
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

: SOMEDAY...
Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

: LOVER FOREVER
Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

: LOVE FOREVER
Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...

: TIME
1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

: MISS YOU
So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

: LOVING U
Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...

: I LOVE YOU
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

: I LOVE YOU
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

: I MAY...
i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

: LOVING
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

: MISSING U
U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...

: FATE
Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

: LOVE
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

: NO MATTER
Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

: SPACES IN YOUR FINGER
The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her
n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place.

t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d
cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl.

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let them go.

Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its
nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me!

FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey
think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so
I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four
Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...

If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let tham go.

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be
with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give
up everything... except you...

the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all
worthwhile.

why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
LUV U!

i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can
inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat
no one else can.

ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you
it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you
what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...

not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im
available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least
expect me 2.

dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem...
kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!!

Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d
strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl
it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........

if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say
ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...

id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all

If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be
the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop
wen it's tym for me to "GO". .

y hide ur
elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if
only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser
is... LOVE

i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt
means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...

my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my
hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just
4 u!!

u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd
d thigs u dnt want 2 feel.

U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me
tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i
gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!

SMS collection

1) God has Four gifts for u: A Key for every Problem,a Light for every Shadow,a Plan for every Tomorrow & a Joy for every Sorrow.Enjoy GOD's gift. GoodMorning.

2) D shortest solution of every problem is 2 minimized distance between urknees & floor.Those who kneel down 2 GOD can stand up to anything

3) Never blame a day in Ur life.Good day gives "happiness"Bad days gives "experience"So enjoy two day everyday

4) Losing the person u love hurts. Some people say uwill get over it easily butits really tough especially when the one u loved wasthe ONLY one u EVERloved.

5) Wen it rains all d birds fly 4Shelter.Bt EagleAlone Avoids d Rain By FlyingAbove d Cloud.Problem is common 2 all Bt ATTITUDEdefine ALTITUDE

6) All mornins r lk a paintin,u nd a litle inspiration 2 get u goin,a litle smile 2 brighten it &a msg frm some1 who cares 2 color ur day

7) Friendship is not a big fire which burns all daybut its a small lamp thatburns till da last day of life.

8) Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & dayis longer than night forthose who make their DREAMS come true.Good Night &Sweet Dreams

9) Gr8 opportunities come to all,bt many dont knw theyhave met them.D onlypreparation 2take advantage of them is...to watch whteach day brings.Gmrng

10) Luck is not in your hands,But work is in your hands.Your work can make luckbut luck can't make ur work."So always trust URSELF.....