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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

New Christmas SMS collection 2007

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

New Christmas SMS Collection

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".

There's nothing sadder in the world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Whats the definition of a perfect woman?

a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turn into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

Sardars MBA preparation..LOGIC

Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.
Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.
Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!


The blind desire for the baby boy,
Brings them to the sound machine,
Blinking dot on the screen,
Is the heart, which can’t even scream.

The pious Hippocratic oath,
To protect the human life,
Is defeated,
When the protector stands affront,
The mother to be, of the female baby to be.

As the instruments make the tinkling sound,
He wears the gloves for assault,
The baby asleep in the womb,
The womb,
Which will become the tomb, from now.

The blood effusing out from the vault,
Smears the surgeon’s hand,
Testifies the murderous attack,
On the baby, still to be born.

Saith the (in) human desire,
Kill the baby for the son,
Do they heal the humanity,
Or do they commit the feticide for money.


Practice makes a person perfect – but nobody is perfect………

So why to practice????

  • If its true that we are here to help others……

Then what exactly are others here for????

  • Since light travels faster than sound…….

Similarly people appear bright till the time you hear them speak.

  • Money is not everything

There is MasterCard and Visa.

  • Love the neighbor…..

But don’t get caught.

  • Behind every successful man there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man there are ‘two women’

  • Every man should marry……

After all, happiness is not only thing in life.

  • The wise never marry……

And those who marry may become otherwise.

  • Love is photogenic……

It needs darkness to develop

  • Your future depends on your dreams….

So go and sleep.

  • Hard work never kills anybody…..

But why take risk????

  • Work fascinates me…..

I can look at it for hours!!!

  • A dress is a like barbed fence

It protects the premises without restricting the view

  • The more you learn, the more you know

The more you know the more you forget

The more you forget the less you know

So why you learn???


A Survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was………

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The Survey was a huge failure because……….

In Africa they didn’t know what “food” means.

In Eastern Europe they didn’t what the word “honest” means.

In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” means.

In China they didn’t know what “opinion” means.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” means.

In South America they didn’t know what “please” means.

In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” means.

Have a Great Day!

A Survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was………

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The Survey was a huge failure because……….

In Africa they didn’t know what “food” means.

In Eastern Europe they didn’t what the word “honest” means.

In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” means.

In China they didn’t know what “opinion” means.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” means.

In South America they didn’t know what “please” means.

In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” means.

Have a Great Day!


* Never, both are angry at the same time.

* Never, yell at each other unless the house is on fire.

* If one has to win, the argument let it be your mate.

* If you have to criticize, do it lovingly.

* Never, bring up mistakes of the past.

* Never, go to sleep with an argument unsettled.

* At least once every day try to say one kind or complimentary word to your life partner.

* When you have something wrong be ready to admit and ask for forgiveness.

* It takes two to make a quarrel and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.

* Do a small deed to display togetherness


  • More quantity, less quality

We write more, but learn less, plan, more, but accomplish less.

We have learned, to rush, but not to wait.

We have higher incomes, but lower morale.

We have higher incomes, but lower morale.

More food but less appeasement, more types of food, but less nutrition.

More acquaintances, but fewer friends.

More efforts, but less success.

We build better computers to hold more information

To produce more copies than ever, but have less communication

We have become long on quantity but short on quality

These are the times of fast foods & slow digestion

Tall men & short characters,

Steep profits & Shallow relationships

These are days of fancier incomes, but broken homes.

  • It is a time there is much in the show window & very little in the stockroom.

Indeed, it is all very true! Even I did not believe it! However, it is the eternal truth!

Think about it…………………………

  • Read, it again! It may not make a difference

However, we may end up living better!


  • A good woman inspires a man
  • A brilliant woman interest him
  • A beautiful woman fascinates him
  • A sympathetic woman gets him


One night, I had a dream. I was walking along the beach with God and across the skies flashed scenes from my life. In each scene, I noticed two set of footprint in the sands, and to my surprise, I noticed that along the path of my life there was only one sets of footprint, and I noticed that it was the lowest and saddest time in my life. I asked God about it, “God you said once, I decided to follow you; you will walk with me all the way. However, I noticed that during the most troublesome time in my life, there was only one set of footprint. I do not understand why you left my side when I needed you most”. God said, “My precious child, I never left you during your time of trial. Where you see only one set of footprint, I was carrying you”.

The Nature Of the man

Man comes into this without his consent and leaves it against his will.

On earth, he is misjudged and misunderstood.

In infancy he is an angel, in boyhood, he is a devil, in manhood he is a fool.

If he has a wife and a Family, he is a champion. If he is a Bachelor, he is a bachelor, he is
Inhuman and mean.

If he enters a public house, he is Drunkard.

If he steps out, he is Temperate, Fanatic and Miser.

If he is Rich, he has all the luck in the world and he is a Crook.

If he has Brains, he is considered to be smart.

If he goes to Religious place he is a Hypocrite, if he stays away he is Sinful.

If he gives in Charity into the world, everyone wants to kiss him, before he goes out of
this world, every one wants to kick him.

If he dies Young, there was great Future for him.

If lives to a ripe Old Age every body hopes he has made a will capital.

It is therefore impossible to please everybody, so do your duty and be fearless.

Use your own common sense and if you make a mistake, its better than doing nothing.

So keep smiling as no one wants to hear about your troubles or better still, nobody wants
anything about your troubles.


To laugh is to risk appearing fool;

To weep is to risk appearing sentimental;

To reach out for another is to risk involvement;

To expose your feeling is to risk exposing your true self;

To love is to risk not being loved in return;

To place your ideas, your dream before the crowd is to risk the loss;

To live is to risk dying;

To hope is to risk failure;

To try at all is to risk failure;

However, risk we must.

Because the greatest hazards to life is to risk nothing;

The man who risks nothing

Does nothing…have anything…is nothing…?

He may avoid suffering...but he simply cannot learn,

Feel, change, grow, love or live.

Chained by his certitudes, he is a slave.

He has forfeited freedom.

Only the person who risk can be called a free man.

Gifts you Should Possess

The Spark to Imagine

The Daring to Innovate

The Discipline to Plan

The Skill to do.

The will to Achieve.

The Commitment to be responsible

The Leadership to Motivate

The Courage to Decide

Children learn what they LIVE

If a child lives with criticism, he learns to condemn.

If a child lives with hostility, he learns to fight.

If a child lives with ridicule, he learns to be shy.

If a child lives with shame, he learns to feel guilty.

If a child lives with tolerance, he learns to be patient.

If a child lives with encouragement, he learns to be confident.

If a child lives with praise, he learns to appreciate.

If a child lives with fairness, he learns to do justice.

If a child lives with security, he learns to have faith.

If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.

If a child lives with acceptance and friendship, he learns to find love in the world.

LIFE by Mother Theresa

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.

Life is bliss, taste it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

Life is a sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

Life is a adventure, dare it.

Life is luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it.

By : Mother Theresa

Fast Life.

In era of fast life, every body wants to, over take others. The same concept applied to our driving also, specially the youngsters. They enjoy driving rashly, ignoring the traffic rules, which sometimes proves fatal. Here are few messages for those people who enjoy fast and rash driving.

• If you drive like hell, you will soon reach there.

• If is better to reach home late rather reaching heaven before time.

• If you do not wear helmets, you might become hell-mate.

• Rash driving may lead to crash bones & cash bills.

• There is no shortcut to hospital from here had better follow traffic rules.

• Driving fast as the ball was hitter by baseball bat will lead you to hospital bistre.

Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM

• You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.

• You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.

• You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.

• You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.

• You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well."

Approximately ten excuses for not doing homework:

• I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

• I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.

• I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.

• I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.

• I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

• I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.

• I couldn't figure out whether I am the square of negative one or I am the square root of negative one.

• I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee, and then I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.

• I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

Excuse to smoke

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex."

He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
your excuse then?"

True Love

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me
because she got a diamond ring."

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet."

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like
the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"

A bored woman says to her husband

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together,
"Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonight."

The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all
replies, "An elephant".

The wife sez "That's close enough!"

Five Fingers

A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.
On their wedding night she joyfully jumps into bed and he holds up five

"Oh darling!" she squeals with delight, Does that mean five times?"
"No", says the old fellow, "it means that you can pick one out."

Nature of Hell

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for
his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives
off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or
some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So,
we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today.

Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are
added. This gives two possibilities:

#1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

#2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until
Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my
Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep
with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true,
and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

Beep – beep

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-
old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks
she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get
some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take
him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave
him a shot of spermatozoa. "Now look," the doctor said, "the
only way you're going to get it up is to say "beep," and then to
get it soft again, you say, "beep, beep."

"How marvelous," the old man said.

"Yes, but I must warn you," the doctor said," it's only going to
work three times before you die."

On his way home, the man decided he wasn't going to live
through three of them anyway, so he decided to waste one
trying it out. "Beep!" he said. Immediately he was UP. Satisfied,
he said, "beep, beep," and he was down again. He chuckled
with delight and anticipation. At that moment, a little yellow
Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and went "beep," and the
car in the opposite lane responded with "beep beep."

Alert to his jeopardy, the old man instructed his chauffeur to
"speed it up." He raced into the house as fast as he could for
his last great lay. "Honey," he shouted at her, "don't ask
questions. Just drop your clothes and hope into bed." Caught
up in his excitement, she did. He undressed nervously and
hurried in after her. Just as he was climbing into bed, he said,
"beep," and he was UP.

He was just starting to enter his young wife when she said,,
"What's all this "beep beep" shit?"

A Purple Heart

A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to
stay. He hears that room and board is available from the three old
spinsters at the edge of town, but is advised they are very picky in
letting strangers stay there. He decides to chance it, and limps on up to
the front door.

His knock is answered by Gladys. "What do you want, sonny?" she asks him.
"Ma'am, I'm just looking for a hot meal and a room for the night," he

The other two old spinsters gather around the door. "Who's out there?
Does he look decent?" they ask.

Gladys says, "It's a soldier, and he's got a Purple Heart on."

The other two spinsters giggle and say, "The hell with what color it is...
let him in!"

Poof! jokes

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

latest christmas sms 2007

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Christmas SMS collection

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.



5-6 medium size Tomatoes / Tamatar 100-150gms Paneer grated or mashed 1 Onion finely chopped Finely chopped Coriander leaves 2 Green chili (finely chopped) Salt, Red chili powder to taste. Gram Masala to taste 1/2 tsp turmeric powder 1 tbsp grated cheese 1 tbsp oil

How to make bharwan tamatar:

  • Wash the tomatoes and set dry.
  • Cut the top of tomato (tamatar ) like a cap. Gently scoop out the centers . Keep aside the scooped portion and chop the cut tops .
  • Heat oil in a kadhai add chopped onions and green chilies till tender.
  • Now add the pulp and chopped tomato and fry for a minute and all dry masalas and fry for a minute more.
  • Add paneer ,mix well and cock for a minute.
  • Fill tomatoes with the mixture.
  • Top with grated cheese and chopped coriander.
  • Place tomatoes in a cooker container . put little butter and pressure cook for one whistle. (or you can also bake it in a hot oven at 200 degree c for 20 minutes.
  • Serve the stuffed paneer tomato hot.

BESAN KE LADOO indian sweet dish


4 cups Gram Flour
1 cup Pure Ghee
2 cups sugar
1 tsp Powdered Cardamom
1/2 cup chopped Almonds and Raisins

  • Heat the ghee in a pan.
  • Add the gram flour and fry it on a low flame stirring continuously till brown.
  • Once it is browned, let it cool.
  • Add powdered cardamom and sugar. Mix well.
  • Add chopped almonds and raisins.
  • Shape into ladoos and serve.

KHEER indian festival sweet dish


1/4th cup Long grain Rice (washed and drained)
4-5 cups Milk
2-3 cardamom seeds (crushed)
2 tbsp. almonds (blanched silvered)
A pinch of saffron threads, soaked in a little hot milk
1 tbsp skinned pistachio nuts (chopped)
1 tbsp raisins (optional)
2-3tbsp. sugar or as desired

  • Put the rice, milk and cardamom in a pan, bring to boil and simmer gently until the rice is soft and the grains are starting to break up.
  • Add almonds, pistachio, saffron and raisins and simmer for 3-4 minutes.
  • Add the sugar and stir until completely dissolved.
  • Remove from heat and serve either warm or chilled.

Paneer Makhan Wala recipes

paneer - 100 gms
onion - 100 gms
tomato - 100 gms
oil - 1/4 cup
cashew / kuskus paste - 80 gms
milk - 1 cup
chilly pdr - 1 tb spn
dhaniyapdr - 1 tb spn
turmeric pdr - 1/2 tsp
tomato sauce - 2 tb spn
ginger paste - 1 tsp
garlic paste - 1 tsp
butter - 1 tb spn
jeera - 1 tsp
kasuri methi - 1 tb spn
pudina chopped - 1 tsp
coriander chopped - 1tb spn

1. Chop onion and tomato finely.
2. Fry paneer and keep aside (optional).
3. Pour oil in a kadai, season jeera ,kasuri methi, chopped pudina and chopped onion.
4. Fry till golden brown, add tomatoes and saute till it becomes pulpy.
5. Then add ginger, garlic paste and stir for few secs.
6. Then add all powders and when oil shows separate, add milk and tomato sauce.
7. Add salt. When the gravy thickens, add paneer.
8. Allow it to boil for few secs. Garnish with coriander leaves.
9. Serve hot with any type of Indian bread.

Palak Paneer Recipes


  • 2 - fresh palak bunches

  • 5 - garlic flakes

  • 1 inch - ginger piece

  • 1 cup - boiled milk

  • 250 gms - paneer

  • 2 to 3 - medium sized onions

  • 2 - green chilies

  • 2 tbsp - olive oil

  • salt to taste

  • For Paneer:
    1. Cut about 250 gms of paneer into cubes.
    2. Heat oil at medium temperature and then fry the paneer pieces.
    3. Once fried, add them into milk.
    4. Milk helps to keep them soft.

    For Palak:
    1. Chop the cleanly washed palak, along with leaves.
    2. Stem can be added only if they are tender.
    3. Add the chopped palak and a small piece of ginger into the boiling milk (1 cup).
    4. Let it boil till the palak becomes very soft.
    5. Remove milk and keep palak aside to cool.
    6. The significance of using milk is to remove the typical raw smell of palak that usually exists even after cooking whereas ginger adds extra flavour to it.
    7. Cut 2 of medium sized onions and green chilies into thin long pieces.
    8. Fry onion, chilies in little oil till onion turns golden brown in colour.
    9. It is very important to add onions proportionately as excess of onion may result in loss of palak colour (usually palak looks black instead of green)
    10. Add fried onions and chilies along with palak, 5 garlic flakes and ginger into the blender. Blend well till it becomes a fine soft paste.
    11. Fry the finely chopped onion in rest of the oil till its colour changes to golden brown.
    12. Add the palak paste to this and add salt to taste.
    13. Addition of salt while cooking results in the oil to float at the top at a faster rate.
    14. Floating of oil indicates that the palak is sufficiently cooked.
    15. Add the paneer pieces in the palak.
    16. Let it cook for another 5 mins.
    The dish is ready to serve.

    Apple Cake receipes


    2 eggs

    1-cup vegetable oil

    2 cups white sugar

    2 cups all-purpose flour

    2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

    1 teaspoon baking soda

    1/2 teaspoon salt

    1 teaspoon vanilla essence

    4 cups diced apple without peel


    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease and flour one 9x13 inch cake pan.

    Beat vegetable oil and eggs until foamy.

    Add the sugar, flour, ground cinnamon, baking, soda, salt, and vanilla and mix well.

    Stir in the diced apples. Pour batter into prepared pan.

    Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 to 40 minutes. Cool cake in pan for 10 minutes.

    I LOVE YOU IN 101 Languages

    Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
    Albanian - Te dua
    Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
    Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
    Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
    Bambara - M'bi fe
    Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
    Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
    Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
    Bulgarian - Obicham te
    Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
    Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
    Catalan - T'estimo
    Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
    Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
    Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
    Creol - Mi aime jou
    Croatian - Volim te
    Czech - Miluji te
    Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
    Dutch - Ik hou van jou
    English - I love you
    Esperanto - Mi amas vin
    Estonian - Ma armastan sind
    Ethiopian - Afgreki'
    Faroese - Eg elski teg
    Farsi - Doset daram
    Filipino - Mahal kita
    Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
    French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
    Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
    Georgian - Mikvarhar
    German - Ich liebe dich
    Greek - S'agapo
    Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu
    Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
    Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
    Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
    Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
    Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
    Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
    Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
    Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
    Hungarian - Szeretlek
    Icelandic - Eg elska tig
    Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
    Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
    Inuit - Negligevapse
    Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
    Italian - Ti amo
    Japanese - Aishiteru
    Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve
    Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
    Kiswahili - Nakupenda
    Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
    Korean - Sarang Heyo
    Latin - Te amo
    Latvian - Es tevi miilu
    Lebanese - Bahibak
    Lithuanian - Tave myliu
    Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
    Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
    Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
    Marathi - Me tula prem karto
    Mohawk - Kanbhik
    Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
    Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
    Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
    Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
    Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
    Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
    Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
    Persian - Doo-set daaram
    Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
    Polish - Kocham Ciebie
    Portuguese - Eu te amo
    Romanian - Te ubesk
    Roman Numerals - 333
    Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
    Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
    Serbian - Volim te
    Setswana - Ke a go rata
    Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'
    Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
    Sioux - Techihhila
    Slovak - Lu`bim ta
    Slovenian - Ljubim te
    Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
    Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
    Swedish - Jag alskar dig
    Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
    Tagalog - Mahal kita
    Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
    Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
    Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen
    Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
    Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
    Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
    Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
    Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
    Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
    Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
    Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
    Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
    Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
    Yoruba - Mo ni fe

    Valentine's Gift Ideas

    Don't fall behind in the game of love. St. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so start thinking about buying some gifts before it's too late. Stuck for ideas? That's not a problem, let help you.

    It's marked in your calendar and this year, there's no way you're forgetting. Cupid has swung his bow and the arrow landed right at your bottom -- you're full-blown smitten with this woman, and you want to show her just that.

    So what do you get her without having to ask your mother and sister for advice? Your woman keeps hinting that she wants a new pair of shoes, and she's continually saying that she's sick of her CDs and wants new ones. Are these clear hints that these are what you should be getting your Valentine this year?

    Although this is an important date that signifies love and romance, there's no need to get stressed about what to get your sweetheart. Chances are you know her well enough, and even if you don't, there are always gifts that you just can't go wrong with. If you're lucky, you may even get the chance to win her a beautiful piece of jewelry that she'll treasure forever -- just read on to find out more.

    So fear not -- check out these gifts that are sure to make her happy, and you even happier.

    the usual

    The simplest gifts that you can get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day are flowers, chocolates and teddy bears. And these are fine because it is possible to make a somewhat generic gift more personal.

    This may seem like a cop-out gift, but it doesn't have to be. Flowers can say a million words by the colored roses you choose, and the arrangements you prepare. Personally, I'd be impressed with a bouquet of a dozen red roses.

    It's important to know what each colored rose represents, so you can impress her with your knowledge and high culture by telling her what they mean -- and in case you get one with the wrong message; and she does know what it means.

    Here are the different meanings of rose colors, according to the Rose Information Bureau:

    "I love you," respect and courage.
    "You're heavenly," reverence and humility, innocence and purity, secrecy and silence, and "I'm worthy of you."
    Red + White
    Grace and gentility
    Deep pink
    Gratitude and appreciation
    Joy and gladness
    Red + Yellow
    Cheerful, happy feelings
    Coral or Orange
    Enthusiasm and desire
    Deep burgundy
    Unconscious beauty
    Pale colors
    Sociability and friendship
    Beauty, youth, a heart innocent of love, "you are young and beautiful."
    Red rosebuds
    Pure and lovely
    A single rose
    A single rose in full bloom
    "I love you" or "I love you still" (in this case, you can justify not getting a full bouquet)
    Hybrid tea roses
    "I'll remember you always"
    Withered white roses
    Beware of these! They stand for fleeting beauty and "you made no impression".
    Two roses taped or wired together (to form one stem)
    Engagement or coming marriage (don't do it unless you mean it).

    A woman always appreciates a box of her favorite chocolates, so if you do opt for these, get her a flavor you know she likes and would appreciate (chocolate is said to be a fine substitute for sex for some women, so you may not want to get her too many). But if they're truffles, my personal favorite, then get them by the truckload.

    If you know that she has a penchant for fine wine, then get her a bottle of her favorite stuff. From Amaretto to Zinfandel, there's sure to be a drink she prefers -- and you can't go wrong with a bottle of french wine. You can even get drunk together (while you have beer).

    let's get personal

    A teddy bear is always a safe option, but you may want to get her this combined with chocolates or flowers, so that she gets a nice gift that she can enjoy right away, and have something to cuddle with while you're not around.

    These are more generic gifts that are perfect for newer couples, when you're really at a loss for what to get her, or if you know she really just appreciates chocolates or flowers.

    But like I said, you can make these even more special by having them delivered to her at work (and make all her co-workers jealous) or send her twelve single roses all day, until she can make a bouquet herself. For example, leave a rose on her doorstep in the morning, have others delivered to her throughout the day, give one to her personally when you see her, and finally leave one on your bed if you know you're going back to your place after dinner, to really celebrate Valentine's Day.

    Women also love to keep their flowers as a sentimental item, so you can have a bouquet of roses delivered to her, and then give her a beautiful vase, so that she can keep her flowers for a long-time once she dries them (women know how to dry their flowers, so don't even ask).


    Chalanaa jinhe aayaa thaa pakad kar meri ungalee
    woh log mere kad ke baraabar nikal aaye.
    Us Shakhs ka sar kaatate hai yeh ahale kabeela
    jo gaon ke sardaar se behatar nikal aaye.
    Sach bolane ka maine iraadaa hee kiya
    mehafil me har eah samta se khanjar nikal aaye.

    main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai,
    magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost , kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.

    Keetana kahaa thaa usasase ki daaman samet lein,
    ab woh bhee mere saath pareshaneeyion mein hain.

    Woh laash meri pairon tale rauond rahe the
    zinhe bachaane ke liye main katla hua tha.

    Koi phulon se payaar se karata hai , koi kaanton se payaar karata hai,
    ham unse payyar karate hain , zo hamase payaar karata hai.

    Sirf eak kadam uthaa tha galat rah-a-shouk mein,
    manzilen tamaam umra muzhe dudnanti rahee.

    Kuchch log khud apani koshish se , toofan kee zad se bachch neekale,
    kuchch log magar mallahoan kee himmat ke sahaare doob gaye.

    Dost hee dost ka saath deeya karate hain,
    dost hee dost ko gam deeya karate hain.
    Zindagee mein kuchch pal aaise bhee aate hain,
    jab dost hee dost ko badnaam kiya karate hain.

    Muddat ke baad eak tabassum meela hamen,
    woh bhee kuchch yaisa talkh kee aansu nikal pade.

    Main kabhi na muskuraata zo muzhe yeh ilam hota,
    ki hazar gam milenge muzhe eak khushee ke pehale.

    Yahee hai Zindagi... kuchch khawaab , chand ummeende,
    Inahi khilloane se tum bhee bahal sako to chalo.

    Armaan tamaam umara ke seene mein dafan hai
    ham chalate feerate log mazaaron se kam nahin.

    Baha gaya waqt ke sailab mein wo bhee aakhir,
    eak lamha jo guzarane me tha sadiyon jaisa.

    Ab dhool se ate huye rastoan pe hai safar
    woh deen gaye ki kadamoan tale narm ghaas thi.

    Har shaam ghar to laut ke aataa rahaa magar
    ghar mein kabhi main khud ko mukammal na laa saka.

    Main chup raha to aaur bhi galataphamiyian badi,
    wo bhi suna hai usane jo maine kabhi kaha nahin.

    Mera har din teri raat se achchaa hoga,
    mera har sher tery jasabataa se achchaa hoga,
    inahi niganhon se dekhana...... ye bewafa,
    mera janaza teri baaraat se achchaa hoga.

    Muzhe chchedane ko sakee ne deeya zo zaam ultaa
    to kiya bahak ke maine use eak salaam ultaa.

    Massom apne aap mein woh bhee bala ke the,
    tohamat hamaare katla kee zin katilon pe thi.

    Sahar foonkane walon yeh khayal bhi rakhana ,
    doston ke ghar bhi hain dushamano ke basti mein.

    AAz basti mein utha hai dhuan , to uthataa rahe,
    aag keesake ghar lagi , pad lenge kal ke akhbaa mein.

    Apno kee chaahaton ne bhee kya-kya deeye fareb,
    rote rahe leepat ke har eak azanabi se ham.

    Bas ,ab ye nakhudaa toofan me hamko doob jaane de
    woh rote hain zinhe kashtee keenare pe uttaar aayee.

    Bahut dinon ke se meela bhi to yun khaamosh raha
    ki jaise meri tarah woh bhi akelaa hai.

    Baton baton mein koi baat khatak jaati hai,
    eak-do lafza hee begaanaa banaa deten hain.

    Dil ke saahil pe kya sukoon milataa hai,
    dekh aaye tadap samunder kee.

    Mere yaar muzhe loot ke luate hain aabhi
    mere dushman tuzhe is baar bhi der ho gayee.

    Yeh muhabbat hai zara soch samazh kar rona
    eak aansoo bhi zo toota to sunaayee dega.

    Na thee jinko fikre-manzil unhe raas aayee manzil,
    woh kadam kadam bhatake zo chale bahut sambhal ke.

    Kisi ko ghar se nikalte hee meel gayee manzil,
    koai hamari tarah umar bhar safar mein raha.

    Jo chal ke aaten hain khud dushamon ke ghere mein,
    faraar hone kaa woh raastaa bhee rakhaten hain.

    Baha ke ley gayaa sailaab waqt kaa unako
    zo baithe soch rahe the ki kya keeya jaaye.

    Kal samazhata thaa jisako vidwaane hyat
    haath mein patthar leeye woh paagalon ke saath hai.

    Eak umra baad meela hai to muskura ke meel,
    zo kuska ho chuke un aansunyo kee baat na kar.

    Woh eak baar mare jinko thaa zidagi se pyaar,
    zi zindagi se bhaagate the , roz marate the.

    Azanabi kee tarah mil jayo keesi mod pe tum,
    gujare kal ki har baat bhulaa di maine.

    Iazahar par to pahale bhee pabandiyan na thee
    lekin badon ke saamane ham bolten naa the.

    Mumkin hai kal zubaano-kalam par ho bandishein
    aankhon ko guftago kaa salikaa sikhayeeye.

    Har mod pe guman hai kee apani galee hai yeh
    kitane aazeeb mod hain zaalim ke shahar mein.

    Zahan huyee hai zarurat muzhe sahaare ki,
    huyen hain aap isee mode par zudaa muzhase.

    Lafzon kee raftaa raftaa zarurat nahin rahi,
    aab wo bhee sun liya hai zo usane kahaa na thaa.

    Eas zindagi ko kaise kahun apani zindagi,
    eak saans bhi nahin hai mere yekhteeyaar mein.

    Eak dushare se woh bhi pareecheet na ho sake
    zinake gharon ke beech mein deewaar bhi na thee.

    Muddat huyee eas shahar mein rahate huye lekin
    dil hai kee abhi tak to akelaa hee rahaa hai.

    Gar-chiraango ki hifaazat unahen saunpee gayee
    roshani ke eas shahar mein bas eak dhuyan rah jayegaa.

    Kaisi mashaal leke chale andhere mein aap
    zo roshani thee wo bhee salaamat nahin rahi.

    Ban kamaron mein bhi sannaaton se ghabaraataa nahin,
    saath mere silasile hain aapaki aawaz ke.

    Bachche hoshiyaar hain , jamane kee khabar rakhaten hain,
    bude kahate hain kee bachchon ko pataa hee kyaa hai.

    Raatbhar chaand ki thandak main sulagataa hai badan
    koi tanhai ke dojakh se nikaale muzhako.

    Eak umar se hai deel main khandahar ki khaamoshee
    eash dar pe dastakon kee sadaa chahiye muzhe.

    Kuchchch samazh kar hi khudaa tuzhako kahaa hai waranaa
    kaun see baat kahee eatane yakeen se hamane.

    Suna hai woh bhee muhabbat kaa shouk rakhane lage
    jinhe khabar hee nahin kuchch wafaa ke baare mein.

    Do ghadi dil ke bahalane kaa sahaaraa bhee gayaa
    liziye aaz tasavvoor mein bhee tanhayee hai.

    Dekhane aaye to woh apani muhabbat kaa asar
    kahane ko yeh hai ki aaye the ayaadat karane.

    Jisane kuchch yehasaan kiya , eak bozh ham par rakh diya
    sar se tinakaa kyaa uttaaraa , sar pe chchappar rakh diya.

    Yeh bhee fareb hain darde-ashiqui ke
    ham mar ke kyaa karenge , kyaa kar liya hai jee ke.

    Faryaad kar rahee hai , yeh tarasee huyee nigaah
    dekhe huye kisi ko bahut din gujar gaye.

    Muddat ke baad usane jo kee prem kee nigaah
    jee khush ho gayaa magar aansoo neekal pade.

    Tukade tukade din beetaa , dhajji-dhajji raat meeli,
    jisakaa jitanaa aanchal thaa , uatani hi saugaat meeli.

    Ham AAH bhi karaten hain to ho jaate hain badanaam.
    woh qatla bhi karate hain to charchaa nahin hotaa.

    Eas sadagi pe kaun na mar jaaye ye khudaa
    ladate hain aur haath main talwaar bhee nahin.

    Tum unake waade ka jikra unase kyon karon gaalib
    yeh kyaa kee tum kaho aur woh kahen kee yaad nahin.

    Won chod gayaa muzhako to yakeen aayaa
    koi bhee shakhsh jaruree nahin kisi ke liye.

    Eak zara si baat par barson ke yaarane gaye
    lekin itanaa to hua kuchch log pahachchaane gaye.

    Abhi kamsin ho rahane do , kahin kho doge dil mera,
    tumaahre hee liye rakhaa hai , le lena jawan hokar.

    Friendship Quotes

    Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

    True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

    Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

    Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief

    The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover.

    The friendship which is to be practised or expected by common mortals, must take its rise from mutual pleasure, and must end when the power ceases of delighting each other.

    Friendship is the union of spirits, a marriage of hearts, and the bond thereof virtue

    The friendship between me and you I will not compare to a chain; for that rains might rust, or the falling tree might break.

    That friendship will not continue to the end which is begun for an end.

    I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself.

    No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

    A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight

    A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

    The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.

    Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

    Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

    Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

    A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon

    Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

    True friendship is never serene.

    Friendship is a special kind of love.

    The secret to friendship is being a good listener.

    Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth. No one except a friend can be trusted, Your life will never ever get rusted.

    It is important for our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

    When you're looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for friendship.

    The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

    True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one!

    Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together

    Friendship is a horizon-- which expands whenever we approach it.

    Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief

    Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words.

    Good friends must not always be together; It is the feeling of oneness when distant That proves a lasting friendship.

    Romantic poems

    The Key To Your Heart

    Give me please the keys I need. The keys of your fair heart.
    Let me find your love inside. Lets us never part.
    Don’t lock me out I love you so. It’s more than I can take.
    If I can’t open your fair heat my own heart will break.

    What is the secret of your love? Tell me what to say.
    What is the price of your hearts key? Tell me I will pay.
    I have loved you from afar. You did not even know.
    I saw you looking lovely. Saw you face aglow.

    Let me now, please, come inside and love you tenderly.
    Let me show you my true love. Show what love can be.
    Let me open your fair heart. Give me now the key.
    I can love you easily. Can you please love me?

    Love poems

    Happy Valentine's Day My Love

    Express our love in many ways
    sometimes in the words we say
    Always make it extra special
    especially on Valentine's day

    You're the sunshine of my life
    when cloudy days appear
    You bring joy in my heart
    every time that you are near

    My love for you grows deeper
    with every passing day
    So I'm send all you my love
    on this very special day

    Valentine Quotes

    Love is patient, love is kind.
    It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
    It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
    It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
    Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
    It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
    Love never fails.

    There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer;
    no disease that enough love will not heal;
    no door that enough love will not open;
    no gulf that enough love will not bridge;
    no wall that enough love will not throw down;
    no sin that enough love will not redeem...
    It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble;
    how hopeless the outlook; how muddled the tangle; how great the mistake.
    A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all.
    If only you could love enough you would be
    the happiest and most powerful being in the world...

    Love is friendship set to music.

    Of all the earthly music, that which reaches farthest into heaven is the beating of a truly loving heart

    Love is a fire.
    But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,
    you can never tell."

    Time is too slow for those who wait,
    too swift for those who fear,
    too long for those who grieve,
    too short for those who rejoice,
    but for those who love, time is eternity.

    Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
    "How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics
    so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
    "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
    Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
    THAT'S relativity."

    And now here is my secret, a very simple secret;
    it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
    what is essential is invisible to the eye.

    may i feel said he
    (i'll squeal said she
    just once said he)
    it's fun said she

    (may i touch said he
    how much said she
    a lot said he)
    why not said she

    (let's go said he
    not too far said she
    what's too far said he
    where you are said she)

    may i stay said he
    (which way said she
    like this said he
    if you kiss said she

    may i move said he
    is it love said she)
    if you're willing said he
    (but you're killing said she

    but it's life said he
    but your wife said she
    now said he)
    ow said she

    (tiptop said he
    don't stop said she
    oh no said he)
    go slow said she

    cccome? said he
    ummm said she)
    you're divine! said he
    (you are Mine said she)

    LOVE SMS for all overs

    If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

    Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

    It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

    I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

    If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

    If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

    3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

    To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

    If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

    The world is so more beautiful with you around!

    All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

    A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

    Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

    Real love is the history of enormous patience.

    Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

    a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

    Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

    the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

    Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

    Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

    Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

    In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

    Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

    When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

    I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

    If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !

    They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

    Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

    people are is love...........and you are sunshine.

    A rose for you
    Because I love you

    don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

    Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

    I love you so much !

    Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

    Love is ... being married to your best friend.

    I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

    You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

    The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

    : FOR U ONLY
    You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

    It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

    When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us

    True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

    : U MAY BE
    U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

    : SOMEDAY...
    Someday you'll 4get abt me, name, voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

    Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

    Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...

    : TIME
    1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

    : MISS YOU
    So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

    : LOVING U
    Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...

    : I LOVE YOU
    Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

    : I LOVE YOU
    Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

    : I MAY...
    i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

    : LOVING
    Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

    U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...

    : FATE
    Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

    : LOVE
    If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

    Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

    The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

    it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her
    n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place.

    t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d
    cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl.

    There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
    person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
    we let them go.

    Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its
    nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me!

    FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey
    think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
    but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!

    everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so
    I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

    Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four
    Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
    Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...

    If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
    But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

    There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
    person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
    we let tham go.

    I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be
    with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give
    up everything... except you...

    the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all

    why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
    why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
    LUV U!

    i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can
    inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat
    no one else can.

    ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you
    it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you
    what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...

    not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im
    available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least
    expect me 2.

    dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem...
    kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!!

    Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d
    strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl
    it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........

    if someone asks me if ur say ur not...if they say ur say
    ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...

    id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all

    If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because
    hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

    if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be
    the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop
    wen it's tym for me to "GO". .

    y hide ur
    elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if
    only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser
    is... LOVE

    i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt
    means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...

    my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my
    hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just
    4 u!!

    u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd
    d thigs u dnt want 2 feel.

    U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me
    tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i
    gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!